What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.