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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.