What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.