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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey