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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey