What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Previous Random Joke Next

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.