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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.