April Sale - 20% Off

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Previous Random Joke Next
Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF