What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

It had a javelin through it's head.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice