Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

It had a javelin through it's head.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head