What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.