What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a radio host with a broken leg?

Maggie

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them!

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.