What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA