What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you