Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?

An aero-drone!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.