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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.