How I bought your mother
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Only two more sleeps until Christmas.
Sears.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Because it was pi-rated.
Rate!!!
Your mother.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
You get stoned.