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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.