How I bought your mother
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Get under another one
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Rated movies.
Aushwitz, 6 million stars.
The MOMbo.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
You get stoned.
9/11