How I bought your mother
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Because it had too many threads.
PG-13
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Because their mother was in a jam!
9/11
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)