How I bought your mother
Having crabs on yer organ!
M'genta
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
To cover up his bald spot.
It was rated out of five.
Because it was rated "PG"
A pedi-file
Look mom, an angel!
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
You get stoned.