What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)