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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."