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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."