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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."