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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.