Jesus: *winks at camera*
A velocirapture
A nail gun.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
They lack the element of supplies
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
