Jesus: *winks at camera*
A velocirapture
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
They lack the element of supplies
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
They briefly open one eye.
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."