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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.