Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Sleep on the sofa.
A horse!
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
So they know where to stop shaving.
How I bought your mother
A naughty strawberry
He refused to integrate.
Wham, bam, thank you fam
Because their daddies were mummies.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Blacking out and gaining money.
