How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

To meet chicks.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

A family reunion