Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Start out with a large fortune.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
A frog in a blender.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
He had deadlines to meet
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
A re-lotion-ship.
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Family reunions.