Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Looking for Jobs.
Popcorn.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Nice to meet you both.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Family reunions.