Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
The Twin Towers.
A rotisserie chicken
A frog in a blender.
Genesis 3.
With 26 characters he met at a party.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
They both lost their pop.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Family reunions.
