What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.