What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate