What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

They both have had major burns on their face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.