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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*