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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*