What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.