What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit?

RIP my E-brake

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!