How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses....

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit 'em the more english you get

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.