What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

Qu Qu Qu

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit 'em the more english you get