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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish