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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.