March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Previous Random Joke Next

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: