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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.