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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.