Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

You're a real drip.

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.