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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

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What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

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What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What