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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!