What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease