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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!