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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.