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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!