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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.