What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.