What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...