What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs