Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.