What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.