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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit