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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.