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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.