Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Do you even, bro?

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Because its capital is always Dublin.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Cross fit

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.