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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate