My husband doesn't go to the circus
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Because he didn't have the balls!
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
Her husband on a date.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Hodor.
Brothel Sprouts.