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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.