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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...