Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...