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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.