Whorehouse Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

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Whorehouse?

Brothel Sprouts.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.