Whorehouse Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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Whorehouse?

Brothel Sprouts.

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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