The difference is what people you hate
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
The slide into poverty.
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Foreplay
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
There can be only one.
