Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.