Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

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Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.