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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.