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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god