What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.