The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
A-flat minor.
Cymbals have horns and others don't!
