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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Cymbal Jokes More Cymbal Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.