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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Cymbal Jokes More Cymbal Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!