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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Cymbal Jokes More Cymbal Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!