What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Cymbal Jokes More Cymbal Jokes

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.