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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture