What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.