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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture