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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Patty O'furniture Jokes More Patty O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture