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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...