Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...