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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.