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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Pause Jokes More Pause Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Ballroom Jokes More Ballroom Jokes

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.