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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry