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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!