What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!