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What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance