What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!