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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.