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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common?

We only last 48 seconds.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.