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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby