What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.